Legionarios

Goldie: the British gold digger

2013-04-10

Narrator.How wonderful is being in love! How amazing is the engagement of Huhu and Nicky, the high school sweethearts that will become life partners forever. The smell of love is definitely in the air. Or is it not and we’re smelling something else?

Huhu. Nicky, I have to confess how nervous I am. You are my everything, honey, I can’t imagine a life without you.( gets down on one knee) Oh, darling, I dream everyday about spending the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?

Nicky.( annoyed) You know I don’t like this cheesy stupid shows you always put on. I’ve never even liked proposals.(whispers). Yes, Huhu, you know the answer is yes, just get up and stop embarrassing me. ( Huhu sits back on the chair).

Enter Mushy and Goldie

Goldie. Ugh! This restaurant is full of ordinary people; look at them (points at audience). Mushy we do not belong here.

Mushy. I couldn’t agree more, but I think that’s not really what bothers you the most. What you want, my Mushy is to go to an even more expensive restaurant as usual. You know, one day you will spend all of my money, and we will be just like all these ordinary people.

Goldie. Yeah right like if it was possible to spend all of your enormous fortune. And if you ever lose all your money, you would probably have to get another wife, cause there’s no way I’ll stick with a poor moron.